Fits in Hands

One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?” Lady: “Err….. about size, I don’t know. But yes, his neck fits perfectly in my hands.”

Painting with Jewelry

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he Read more about Painting with Jewelry[…]