The other day, my Grandpa was telling me that he always uses valet parking. When I asked why, he replied that valets at least remember where they park your car.
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” Read more about Senior’s Golf[…]