Tina was gossiping with her friend Sara. Tina : Can you tell the Secret for a successful marriage? Sara: You tell. Tina: It’s “The Work-Shop”. The husband works while the wife shops!
People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is….. Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’ Marry the wrong person, and you’re ‘finished’ . . . And if that right person meets that wrong person, You are Completely Finished.
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, “what the hell is taking so long?” “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse,” Bob explained. “I want to make a perfect Read more about Perfect Shot[…]
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Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”
Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a liking to her kind face and calm demeanor, “this is not a murder trial. It Read more about Capital Punishment & Beliefs[…]
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof — the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, Read more about 35th Marriage Anniversary[…]
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.” The next-door Read more about Missing Husband[…]