In a trial in a small North Carolina town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help her God. She says “I do.” She was a proper well-dressed elderly lady, the grandmother Read more about Witness for the Prosecution[…]
Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……” Judge: “I don’t want any explanations. Just tell me how you achieved this feat.”
If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.
Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a liking to her kind face and calm demeanor, “this is not a murder trial. It Read more about Capital Punishment & Beliefs[…]
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against …. get this …. fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In Read more about Law Based On Human Reasoning[…]