Jokes: Law Student’s ECG

A law student went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor prepared the machine and began the process of taking a sonogram of his heart. “Huh,” he said. “That’s weird.” He stared at him with an expression of curiosity and growing concern. “What?” “You said you’re a law student, right?” the doctor asked. Read more about Jokes: Law Student’s ECG[…]

Doctor’s Order

Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.” Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.” Patient: “You told me to avoid people Read more about Doctor’s Order[…]