A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open Read more about Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia[…]
Peter, the baker was about to call it a day when a man rushes into his bakery. “I want to have a cake made right now!” the man exclaims. “Well, I’m sorry,” replies Peter. “But I was just closing shop. My staff has left, all my machines have been turned off. I’m afraid you’ll have Read more about Joke: Fussy Customer[…]
Two college students, Desmond and Kurt, were walking on the pavement when they were approached by a beggar asking for money. Kurt tries to shoo him away, but Desmond takes out his wallet, pulls out a few bills and hands them to the beggar. The beggar thanks him and moves on. Kurt is annoyed by Read more about Joke: Use of Money[…]
Tina was gossiping with her friend Sara. Tina : Can you tell the Secret for a successful marriage? Sara: You tell. Tina: It’s “The Work-Shop”. The husband works while the wife shops!