Doctor’s Order

Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.” Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.” Patient: “You told me to avoid people Read more about Doctor’s Order[…]

Murphy’s Laws of Enforcement

New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through mud. The mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your department negotiates for a salary Read more about Murphy’s Laws of Enforcement[…]