After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say,” Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me- what’s today’s date?” “July Continue reading Lucky Seven
If it ain’t broke, fix it ’till it is.
Prior to marriage : “Superman.” After marriage : “Gentleman” After five years : “Watchman” After ten years : “Poor man” After fifteen years:“Spiderman” (caught in his own web).
This project is so important, we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
‘A challenging market’ – a difficult market. ‘A difficult market’ – totally bl*ody impossible. ‘We see an up-turn later in the year’ – it can’t get any worse. ‘We are working on improving our performance’ – we’ve sacked the whole Continue reading Corporate Language
“Next,” the conference emcee announced, “we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly.” The chief took his place at the lectern. “I’m a little nervous,” he began, “getting up Continue reading The State Patrol Chief
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario Continue reading Tips for Happy Marraige
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were Continue reading Sales Offer for American