عجب قیامت کاحادثہ ھےکہ اشک ھیں آستین نھیں ھے زمین کی رونق اجھڑ گئ ھی،فلک پہ مھر مبین نھیںھے تری جدائ میں مرنے والے وہ کون ہے جو حزیں نہیں ھے مگر تیری مرگ ناگہاں کا،مجھے ابھی تک یقیں نہیں Continue reading عجب قیامت کا حادثہ ہے
A old snake goes to see his doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can’t see well these days.” The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake Continue reading Snake’s New Glasses
Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Continue reading House Cleaning
1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You ever went to a party at a pasture or barn or in the middle of a dirt road. 4. You used to drag “Main.” Continue reading Small Town Goodies
Circa 2062, mankind has advanced and found a way to package basic knowledge in pill form. Jim, a student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: “Here’s a Continue reading Knowledge Pills
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out Continue reading The Golf Nut
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.