Punography Posted on April 6, 2013 by webcarepk I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless. Received from Cathy.