Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice Read more about Administratium[…]
1) ‘Do not iron while wearing shirt’ 2) Warning label on a letter opener that says: ‘Caution: Safety goggles recommended.’ 3) Fuel Tank Cap: ‘Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level’ 4) A cartridge for a laser printer warns, ‘Do not eat toner’ 5) A label on a hair Read more about Silly Warnings[…]
Name something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch – A burglar Name a famous brother & sister – Bonnie & Clyde Name an Read more about Silly Answers[…]
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was skeptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not Read more about Stock Broker Secret Algorithm[…]
“Close the curtains,” came the order from my two year old son who was sitting in a pool of bright light. “The sun’s looking at me too hard.”
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm. “This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes,” the novice driver agreed. “Now when I Read more about Spontaneous Learning[…]
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch Read more about 30 minutes Slow[…]