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Nervous Patient – Webcare.pk
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Nervous Patient

Nervous Patient – GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List

“I’m so worried,” the nervous patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. “Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria.”

“Relax,” the nurse said smiling. “This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, he dies of heart trouble.”

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