Nervous Patient – GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List “I’m so worried,” the nervous patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. “Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria.” “Relax,” the nurse said smiling. “This is a first-rate hospital. When Read more about Nervous Patient[…]
Pocket : Clean jokes-Open the trunk A Lebanese man was driving when he came to a Syrian Military checkpoint, staffed by a battalion that consisted of young men from Homs. The young soldier pointed his rifle into this man’s window and asked to see his papers. Then he asked him to get out of the Read more about Clean jokes-Open the trunk[…]
A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the Read more about Restaurant Air Conditioning[…]