The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everybody tells their age to the census taker,” the man said. “Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Patty Hill tell you their ages?” “Certainly.” Well, I’m the same age as they are,” Read more about Age for Census[…]
A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.”
Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks. “I used his pen,” he replied.
Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law.” “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” “In that Read more about Law and Facts[…]
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. “Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the Read more about Bank Loan[…]
Socrates came upon an acquaintance that ran up to him excitedly and said, “Do you know what I just heard about one of your students?” “Just a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three. “The first test is Truth. Are you Read more about Socrates Vs. Plato[…]